Zombie Christmas Album

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(tune of 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas')


We wish you a Zombie Christmas,
We wish you a Zombie Christmas,
We wish you a Zombie Christmas,
and a loaded 12-gauge.
Glad tidings we bring to help save your skin
Here come Nazi zombies in a blood-thirsty rage.


But wait, there's more!


(tune of 'Silent Night')


Zombie night, bloody sight;
All the dead walk tonight -
Zombie horde goes on for a mile,
Every one with a big, hungry smile.
Try to stay in one piece,
Try to stay in one piece.


And who could forget this classic?


(tune of 'Christmas Song')


Zombies roasting on an open fire,
Lots more nipping at our toes.
Moaning 'brains' in an undead choir,
And look, some undead Eskimos.
               
Everybody knows this is zombie apocalypse,
At least whoever's still alive,
Snarling dead that have chewed off their lips,
Will make it hard to sleep tonight.


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(tune of 'Let it Snow')


Oh, the zombies outside are frightful;
They'll be inside by nightfall.
Since we got nowhere to run,
Let'em come, let'em come, let'em come.


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