Merry Christmas!

So ya know, I'm not particularly Christian, but there's nothing more heartening than an unsolicited seasonal greeting, however you spell it.

I was a mail carrier for a good part of the last 20 years, and the above observation is not something I read about, but something I experienced.  People enjoy a cheerful greeting, a smile in the daily course of business, even a random hug for just being human, but folks really appreciate a heartfelt holiday hail.

There are probably several reasons why.  There's usually a 'happy' or 'merry' in there, unlike the plain 'good' of daily greetings.  Holiday's are annual 'landmarks,' and thus a stronger connection.  And, honestly, who doesn't like being cheerful for cheerful's sake a few times a year?

Whatever the reasons,
We all like to hear
herald of seasons
with voice of good cheer.

So don't hesitate
It's always okay
To happily state
Happy Holiday!

Zombie Christmas Album

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(tune of 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas')


We wish you a Zombie Christmas,
We wish you a Zombie Christmas,
We wish you a Zombie Christmas,
and a loaded 12-gauge.
Glad tidings we bring to help save your skin
Here come Nazi zombies in a blood-thirsty rage.


But wait, there's more!


(tune of 'Silent Night')


Zombie night, bloody sight;
All the dead walk tonight -
Zombie horde goes on for a mile,
Every one with a big, hungry smile.
Try to stay in one piece,
Try to stay in one piece.


And who could forget this classic?


(tune of 'Christmas Song')


Zombies roasting on an open fire,
Lots more nipping at our toes.
Moaning 'brains' in an undead choir,
And look, some undead Eskimos.
               
Everybody knows this is zombie apocalypse,
At least whoever's still alive,
Snarling dead that have chewed off their lips,
Will make it hard to sleep tonight.


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(tune of 'Let it Snow')


Oh, the zombies outside are frightful;
They'll be inside by nightfall.
Since we got nowhere to run,
Let'em come, let'em come, let'em come.


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