Don't you just hate when some moron claims to have discovered the secret? Okay, maybe not you, but I do. Okay, maybe they're not morons (after all, they are on television plugging their new book), but it still gives me the peeves.
For instance, every month or two some M. D. has discovered humans suffer from their modern diet and should return to roots and berries for what ails them. Honestly? Did medical school fail to teach him/her basics of human beings?
We're omnivores, emphasis on the omni. That means we evolved to eat practically anything, anywhere. In fact a diet too restrictive can lead to health problems from scurvey to brittle bones. And humans are stronger, bigger, healthier, and more long-lived than anytime, well, ever.
What's the secret to sexual prowess? Apparently a credit card. What's the secret to financial success? Send money to find out now, now, now.
Everyone loves a good conspiracy. Well, maybe not you, but I still feel it's going just too far lately. Want to know what I think the secret is?
Send money and I'll share it with you now, now now!
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